Libby Sings: "Bush Leaked Classified Information!"

Must Have Leaked Valerie Plame Too!

In a revelation that has obviously gutted all remaining vestiges of White House credibility (if there ever was any), Patrick Fitzgerald filed papers with the court yesterday confirming that Scooter Libby has testified that he was authorized by PRESIDENT BUSH HIMSELF to leak the contents of the October 2002 National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) to reporter Judy Miller in July 2003. Previously it was known that "Dead-Eye Dick" Cheney had authorized this, but now the PLOT HAS COAGULATED! Anyone can readily see that it must have been Bush himself that revealed the name of CIA SUPER-SPY AND DEEP-COVER-AGENT Valerie Plame to get back at her husband for not "playing ball" with the administration over the existence of Nigerian yellowcake.

Unbelievable in their arrogance, the White House on Friday did not deny that President Bush authorized the leaks of intelligence information to counter administration critics on Iraq. However, Bush’s dough-boy spokesman, Scott "I'm not going there" McClellan, appeared to claim that Bush’s numerous rantings against leaks were somehow different!

"There is a difference between providing declassified information to the public when it’s in the public interest and leaking classified information that involved sensitive national intelligence regarding our security."

Yeah right! Next thing you know, this criminal regime will be telling us that it is LEGAL for the President to actually declassify information! - just like the OUTRAGEOUS CLAIM that he has the legal right and responsibility as President to authorize monitoring of terrorist communications coming into this country!?

Even a stand-up guy like Sen. John Kerry, who has been the epitomy of class and restraint since his presidential victory was stolen from him by hacked voting machines, could keep silent no longer! Citing Bush’s adamant plea two years ago to find the person who leaked the identity of CIA SUPER-SPY AND DEEP-COVER-AGENT Valerie Plame, Kerry said the "latest disclosures means the President needs to go no further than a mirror."

Obviously, Bush has been lying all along - for purely political reasons and to make war on an innocent third-world nation like Iraq that didn't do anything to threaten us. (except for baseless allegations - like an assassination plot on his Dad, messing with the inspectors, harboring and funding terrorists and shooting at U.S. warplanes). Saddam's supposed systematic slaughter - of tens of thousands of Iraqi Shi'ites and Kurds and perhaps hundreds of thousands of Iranians using Chemical WMDs - was none of our business. Broken U.N. sanctions? Let the United Nations handle it - they have done a great job so far and are obviously incorruptible. Just like the ACLU, Amnesty International, PETA and Green-Peace, the United Nations exists simply and solely for the good of all mankind.

President Bush is obviously a sneaky, lazy, stupid, bible thumping little criminal who is only out for himself - it is obviously time for impeachment proceedings and censure hearings before this mad man tries to "free another 50 million people," "further improve our economy" or "lower that 4.7% unemployment rate!"