Holland ~ R-Rated Film Test for Muslim Immigrants
Apparently in an effort to stem Muslim immigration, the Dutch have instituted a new entrance test to be given to applicants from Muslim countries. This will include footage of two homosexual men sucking face in the park and a topless woman. This film will be shown to (mostly Muslim) candidates to determine whether they are prepared for the liberal western culture of Holland. Of course, the Dutch Muslims are outraged.
((See Muslim Migrants to Holland Shown Gay Film Footage As Entrance Evaluation))
Hey, it could be worse! They could have forced these conservative immigrants to run in wooden shoes or put a finger in a dike. The ghosts of the very gay Vincent Van Gogh, and his (muslim-)slain nephew Theo, are probably rolling with laughter on this one!